The summer of our discontent

Far be it from me to be critical but WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THE WEATHER???

I don't recall a crazier year than this one. Mother Nature really has out done herself.

Blizzard -- check
Cold, wet and miserable spring -- check
Tornadoes galore -- check
Hail storms -- check
Multiple and seemingly unending floods -- check
Moles out the wazoo -- check
Earthquake -- check
Arrival of the 13-year Cicadas -- check
Rain, rain and more rain -- check
95 degree heat -- check
100+ degree heat index -- check
Army Corps of Engineers opening floodgates and flooding farmers -- check
Forest fires and grassland fires -- check

I shudder to think what the rest of the year will be like.